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Friday, April 22, 2011


After the rains come

   Living in Pennsylvania, it rains like no other, and sure, sometimes, we all want to go walking on the newly watered ground, and squish the wet grass between our toes, but here, you can’t. The worms have a mind of their own around here.

So the worms go lay on sidewalks, and climb up to the surface of the ground, I have no idea why they do that…
Maybe something like this:

Or maybe this:
Either way, they sneak up from the ground, find where I’m going to step, and lay there. And wait.

I hate them.
They get pale, bloated, and I don’t understand why they keep doing this crap. I don’t want to kill them, and I get really emotional when I step on them accidently, and I just don’t want to have to deal with it any more. I don’t know what to do about them. I can’t stay in, but I don’t want to go out either.
Usually I just end up sprinting out of my dorm to the other buildings while screaming:

And I usually feel better upon arriving after that.


  1. funniest post yet

  2. I know! Too many worms!

  3. This occurance always reminds me of the May else well eat worms. Red ones.....