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- Paige

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Dear StumbleUpon.com

We need to talk

   Look, I like you and I know you like me, but I am begging for some things to change. First off, I am not sure what I listed as my interests, but somehow I am constantly getting this error message from my proxy server at my conservative, Christian school:

Every time I get it I turn red in the face, and get nervous I don’t know why but I then feel the need to clarify to everyone around me that I was not actually trying to look at anything inappropriate website, but merely was sent there by a rogue Stumbling engine.
This is what it looks like in class.

Usually in the middle of a lecture…
Usually on the Holocaust.
Also, Stumble… could you please stop sending me “troll comics?” I hate them. There are like three different faces that are recycled and recycled and recycled.
They all look the same. So I made this one, just to show how stupid and recyclable they are... enjoy.

Ok, so that might be a little wrong but…

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Why Going Home is Awesome

Moms, Laundry, Showers

   Going home for the summers after being away at college is bittersweet. Yes, there are no quizzes, attendance called, or 8 AM classes, but there are chores. That’s right. You're 20 years old, taking out the trash. In my opinion, this is a small price to pay for showers without flip-flops…

That is all.