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- Paige

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Dear StumbleUpon.com

We need to talk

   Look, I like you and I know you like me, but I am begging for some things to change. First off, I am not sure what I listed as my interests, but somehow I am constantly getting this error message from my proxy server at my conservative, Christian school:

Every time I get it I turn red in the face, and get nervous I don’t know why but I then feel the need to clarify to everyone around me that I was not actually trying to look at anything inappropriate website, but merely was sent there by a rogue Stumbling engine.
This is what it looks like in class.

Usually in the middle of a lecture…
Usually on the Holocaust.
Also, Stumble… could you please stop sending me “troll comics?” I hate them. There are like three different faces that are recycled and recycled and recycled.
They all look the same. So I made this one, just to show how stupid and recyclable they are... enjoy.

Ok, so that might be a little wrong but…

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